Snow Sports Comedian T-Shirts

Man with skis on his behind - "Just in case I fall on my ass."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The rocket powered skiier

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Rude Snowpeople

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Snowman Driver

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Champions biting their medals

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Prison Croquet Team

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

Referee penalises footballer for using a tissue.

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"Oh this, this is in case I see a rabbit on the fairway."