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'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Polar bear bowling alley

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

Cat and mouse.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Pole Vault Rules

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions