Winter Sports Comedic Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions