Winter Sport Jokester Pillows

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Snowprov

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Vodka!'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

"Bless you..."

Rude Snowman

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.