Winter Sport Jokester Pillows

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Snowprov

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

Jurassic Par.

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Vodka!'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'Trick play! Trick play!'

Rude Snowman

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Bless you..."