Sporty Jokester Pillows

Squash.

Caddie in a bag.

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

golf

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Golfer with the number 4 on his shirt

'I don't mind the odd bite from him - but LOVE bites?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"I hate this time of year."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Men dancing

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Cleaning the Horse

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Dentists who do appendectomies.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Track & Field & Stream magazine

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.