Sports Jokester Pillows

"That's my relief pitcher."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"Gimme a hand – I'm stuck."

"Gee, I never thought of that. Maybe I do need glasses."

Unwarrantedball

Fart Power.

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'