Football Jokester Pillows

'Football school pranks'

"I'm not a huge football fan but who doesn't love the Superball, right?!"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Football Bomb

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Cleaning the Horse

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Vodka!'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.