Nfl Jokester Pillows

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Cleaning the Horse

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

"We need someone who's responsible."

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

'Vodka!'

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, lighten up.'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'That's like being a kamikaze pilot veteran, Lots of missions, but no success,'

"I thought we said no presents!"

'Football school pranks'