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The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Cleaning the Horse

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

"We need someone who's responsible."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

Jurassic Par.

'Vodka!'

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Oh, lighten up.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'Football school pranks'