Sports Jokester Gifts

"That's my relief pitcher."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"Gimme a hand – I'm stuck."

"Gee, I never thought of that. Maybe I do need glasses."

Unwarrantedball

Fart Power.

'He's asleep, you wuss! Just hit the ball!'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

The Hockey World

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions