Sports Jokesters Gifts

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Car Bowling Pins

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

The Hockey World

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions