Soccer Jokesters Gifts

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

Funky Facts: Football.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Football Bomb

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

FIFA scandal

What's that annoying buzzing noise? (Vuvuzelas)

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'Nesbitt will do all our Monday morning quarterbacking.'

'Football school pranks'

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

'Foot balling phillistines, how soon they forget.'