Sports Jokesters Prints

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Car Bowling Pins

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'