Sports Joke Enthusiast Prints

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Loser's Podium.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

The Washington Arbitrators

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'