Sports Comedy Aficionado Pillows

"Watch out for his right hook."

'Relax, he's just here to kill golf games. He's going to send your drive three fairways over.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'We're behind by five with a minute to go. This is where you show them what you're made of. ... Now get out there and make fools of yourselves.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor