Sports Comedy Lover Pillows

'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'

Jason regretted his decision to leave the team to pursue a solo career in basketball.

School of Pitching.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Rugby playing dinosaurs.

"Kill the third base umpire."

'In terms you'll understand; our balloon mortgage payment is on the five yard line, it's fourth down and there are no time outs left!'

Spiro & Pusho play tennis

Golfing Accident

'I was only pulling his leg.'

'. . . keep swinging, the draught might give him a cold.'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

The secret world of Polevaulters.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'A little help!!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

'We can't keep calling time out and meeting on the mound. Eventually the ump is going to get suspicious...'

Theatre football.

Dirty football player attempts to deceive referee.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

The best goalie in the world!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."