Sports Comedy Lovers Pillows

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

The game requires no great physical strength...

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Golf escape.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Discus accidents.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."