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Angel Basketball

Return on mangled golf clubs.

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."