Sports Comedy Appreciator Pillows

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Conservation Area

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Moulin Rouge Security

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"A haand gel...!?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

All-Verbal Westerns

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.