Sports Comedy Appreciator Pillows

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Conservation Area

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Moulin Rouge Security

All-Verbal Westerns

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'