Sports Joke Appreciator Pillows

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

What's an Imax cave?

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Cat and mouse.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Where's my horse?'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

OMG.

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''