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'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

"It needs a bit of work."

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

Rude Snowman

Santa making the most of his sack.

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Bless you..."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.