Winter Humorist Gifts

'Have you considered making your will?'

'This birthday cake tastes like boogers!' 'Well, it is carrot cake.'

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

'You must be the one inquiring about the 'temp' position...'

"For low vitamin D, I'd recommend supplements, not sunshine."

"Can you smell carrots?"

"Carl! No!"

Ice Cold Lemonade - Going out of business sale!

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Snowman picking up snow dog poo

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'

'Looks like an overdose.'

"Okay so maybe I had a little work done..."

'Snowman is an island.'

"Looks like a couple of cold callers..."

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

A man having difficulty standing up on the icey path

'Salt!... Salt!...'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

The Snowpire

'I'm waiting for a face-lift.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"You guys haven't by any chance seen Grandma's teeth?"

"Level with me doc, how long have I got left?"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

'I tod you not to become your own hotspot.'

'You're trying to get out of this marriage, aren't you, Ed?'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"He's such a brown-noser. He gave the teacher an apple and a carrot."

'Some people use woolly worms to predict harsh winters. So what if I take it a step further?'

'He has his father's nose...until we visit the supermarket.'

'This is a stick-up.'

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Hat hair"? What's "hat hair"?

"I just said that his parsnip wasn't orange enough."