Skiing Prankster Gifts

101 uses for a dead cat: ski roof racks.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The rocket powered skiier

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fishing from the Pier

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Apple harvest."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Ski kicker.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'ok, who threw that?'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'How are they biting?'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Drones Unlimited

'See you next spring, Morty.'

Total Scum Block

Parachute Landing in Field

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

An uncle and a child both happy that it is snowing

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

"Dad did say he'd do anything to get out of going to Mom's parents this vacation."

Agricultural Skier

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

Chairlift to hell.

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."