Skiing Trickster Gifts

Ski kicker.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Scarecrow Directions

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Can't you read?!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

A skateboarder falling on his head

Women Golfers

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Trick of Treat

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

Wheelies Gang.

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

"Do you think he'll go for it?"

"You and your 'The fresh air will be intoxicating'!"

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

'How to whisper out of the corner of my mouth without moving my lips.'

101 uses for a dead cat: ski roof racks.

"Here's your room key, and here's your mountain view."

'You're not really going to try and challenge that traveling call are you?'