Skiing Trickster T-Shirts

Ski kicker.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Scarecrow Directions

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

Women Golfers

A skateboarder falling on his head

Wheelies Gang.

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

'How to whisper out of the corner of my mouth without moving my lips.'

"You and your 'The fresh air will be intoxicating'!"

101 uses for a dead cat: ski roof racks.

"Here's your room key, and here's your mountain view."

Remote controlled foul ball incidents.