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"You and your 'The fresh air will be intoxicating'!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Magic Tricks

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Unrest Area.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."