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"You and your 'The fresh air will be intoxicating'!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Unrest Area.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."