Treadmill Trickster T-Shirts

"It's improv night."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Tred carefully mill.

At the baby oil factory.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Olympic Torch Training

"YOU pass him on the left."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Spider's Web Trampoline

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Hurdles with Steps

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Will act like an idiot for food.

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'