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Spider's Web Trampoline

Gymnast.

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Trampoline under Lover's Leap sign.

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'

"Tyler! You know the O'Haras don't return anything that lands in their yard."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"YOU pass him on the left."

Untrustworthy partner

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Late Bloomers

"It's improv night."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Scarecrow Directions

At the baby oil factory.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Tred carefully mill.

Hurdles with Steps

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"...but how do we know he's the peeping tom sarge?"

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

When no one is looking the snakes come out to play.

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

A skateboarder falling on his head