Treadmill Trickster Gifts

"It's improv night."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Tred carefully mill.

At the baby oil factory.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Spider's Web Trampoline

"YOU pass him on the left."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Olympic Torch Training

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

5 people balance on one tiny bike