Treadmill Trekker Gifts

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

"Wipe the treadmill after you've been stampeding!"

Training for a speech

Dog Walking Services

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Camping.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Future Tents

Robber on treadmill

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Olympic Torch Training

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Walking To School Simulator

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'