Trail Trekker Gifts

Stuck in the stile.

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Don't wander far from the path, there's funny things out there on the moors.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"Ah...the perfect balance between man and nature."

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

Woods: caution slippery when elm.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"Hey. . . in use!"

Nature Lovers

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Camping.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

Run from the hills!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"What are you growing?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"