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Stuck in the stile.

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Don't wander far from the path, there's funny things out there on the moors.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"Ah...the perfect balance between man and nature."

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

Woods: caution slippery when elm.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"Hey. . . in use!"

Nature Lovers

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Camping.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Run from the hills!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What are you growing?"

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Did you try 'Google'?'