Trail Seeker T-Shirts

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Hiker yawns after seeing hole in a tree that resembles a yawning mouth.

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

If someone was here... they'd be here.

Tourists are faced with the options of 'left' 'right' and 'forward'.

Tourists

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You know too much,'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Chiller Theatre

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Rock Climber

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

...the all-terrain skateboard.