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The Call of Nature

"Ahhh... close enough."

Deforestation.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

Hither and Yon sign

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Skiing

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'