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The Call of Nature

"Ahhh... close enough."

Deforestation.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Hither and Yon sign

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Airplane Mode.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skiing

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).