Trail Adventurer T-Shirts

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Hither and Yon sign

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Are we there yet?"

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"How's the salmon?"

"It is my place!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Too much monkey business...