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'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

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'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

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"Behold the secret to happiness."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

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'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'