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Sport Utility Boot.

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Local Knowledge

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

World Tour.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Fly Fishing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Sparkling Water

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.