Trail Walking T-Shirts

"Any trail - just find one and hit it."

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Hither and Yon sign

Sport Utility Boot.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Nature Lovers

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Mother nature takes her course.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"How to deal with weeds."

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Confusing directions.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Romance

"Hey. . . in use!"

Clearing up medals.

Dog keeping dry, protected by owners.

Orienteering 101

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

Black Forest Collectibles.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.