Trail Biking T-Shirts

Motorbiker.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Confusing directions.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Orienteering 101

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

BMX Tricks

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Mountain Bike tracks.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Tourists