Rugged Trail Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

"They're comfortable."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bike Rides

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Smokey The Tree"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'