Muddy Trail Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Glastonbury. After.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Playing pig

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Down On the Farm

'How do I know your ours?'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Confusing directions.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Bungee sodbustin'

Orienteering 101

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."