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Down On the Farm

Glastonbury. After.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Vivienne Westwood

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

'How do I know your ours?'

Bungee sodbustin'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Trying on boots

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."