Boot Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

'Buy a spare pair of wellies...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Fishing from the Pier

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Vivienne Westwood

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Consenting Adults.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'