Boot Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

'Buy a spare pair of wellies...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Fishing from the Pier

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Consenting Adults.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."