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"They may be very comfortable, but you are in the military and supposed to wear boots, not flip-flops."

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're forgetting something?"

Man being measured for boots

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'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

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"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

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Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

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"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

The Thinker

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."