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"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

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"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

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"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

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'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

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'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

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"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'