Toe Aficionado Prints

"I didn't know you were pigeon toed Bert"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

The latest in Eyewear.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

The Thinker

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'