Shoe Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"You know what I think – if the shoe exists, buy it."

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

Customers looking to buy shoes in the 'Trainers' section. Right next to them, a smaller section entitled 'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'Your feet are killing me!'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Love those shoes!

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

'We've found some clogs in your arteries...'

'I think Frank and I will get on really well - apparently he loves shoes too!'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

". . .Before I decide, let me get some social validation."

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

"No wonder you can't go on. It's those goddam shoes you're wearing!"

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

More than just a fetish.

A lady leads her dance partner so strong that he loses his shoe.

"Aren't they killing you?"

'They're worth more than our house.'

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'Just five minutes, please?'

"No -- she'll just use it to buy more shoes."

Penny loafers on sale for 2500 cents.

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

Massive Footwear Clearance.

"I need my space...filled with shoes."

'I can't believe the price at the pump.'

Fish coming ashore to shop for shoes

'Do me a favour, your bunions alone are size nine.'

Man tying shoelace, unaware of roof tile smashing behind him