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'In battle, we might fight in opposite sides, but when buying shoes we are partners.'

"Young man.. My wife does not have big feet! Just a small body!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

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Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Customer Convention

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Consenting Adults.

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Crocodile Shoes

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

The Hooligan.