Shoe Shopping Enthusiasts Pillows

'In battle, we might fight in opposite sides, but when buying shoes we are partners.'

"Young man.. My wife does not have big feet! Just a small body!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Customer Convention

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Crocodile Shoes

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'