Shoe Enthusiast Pillows

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"You know what I think – if the shoe exists, buy it."

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

Customers looking to buy shoes in the 'Trainers' section. Right next to them, a smaller section entitled 'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'Your feet are killing me!'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Love those shoes!

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

'I think Frank and I will get on really well - apparently he loves shoes too!'

"No wonder you can't go on. It's those goddam shoes you're wearing!"

Designer Shoe Dwellers

". . .Before I decide, let me get some social validation."

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

"Aren't they killing you?"

'Just five minutes, please?'

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

Massive Footwear Clearance.

Penny loafers on sale for 2500 cents.

"No -- she'll just use it to buy more shoes."

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

More than just a fetish.

"I need my space...filled with shoes."

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

'They're worth more than our house.'

A lady leads her dance partner so strong that he loses his shoe.

Man tying shoelace, unaware of roof tile smashing behind him

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

'There's a foot in this shoe!'

'Aren't E-books the best Think of all those empty shelves we can put our shoes on'

Fish coming ashore to shop for shoes